Best. Performance Announcement. Ever. EVER!

From M. G4:

Shizzouts to Un Ballo in Mascherizzles

San Francisco Lyric Opera presents
Giuseppe Verdi’s Un Ballo in Mascherizzles

Conductor so bow down to the bow wow: Barnaby Palmer
Dirizzle: Killa Carolo

Gustizzle, King of Sweden, cuz it's a pimp thang: William Gorton
Renizzle, his aide: Razvan Georgescizzles
Amelia, his wife that's off the hook yo: Duana Demus
Oscar, page, I'm a bad boy wit a lotta hos: Fabienne Wood
Ulrica, a fortune tella: Patrice Houstizzles
Sam, Enemy of tha King, I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit: Martin Bell
Tom, Enemy of tha King, cuz I'm fresh out the pen: Nicolas Aliaga
Sizzles, a sailor, you'se a flea and I'm the big dogg: Andy Cox

TWO WEEKENDS ONLY!
March 18, 20, 25 n 26 at 7:30 pm

Florence Gould Theatizzles of Honor—Lincoln Park
100 34th Avenue, San Francisco

Tizzles in all flavas:
City Box Office, 415-392-4400
$28; *Students $15*; Children unda 12 FREE.

2005 SEASON TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Only $100 fo' four fantastic Operas like old skool shit. For more 411 visit us at: www.sflyricopera.org

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See what you started, Alex?