Precious Auntie, Amy Tan, Crazy Mom
We're your Daughters
Boys, off with your pee-pee
We're your Daughters
Boys, we fly through air
We're your Daughters
"Dragon breathe fog from nostril"
All you gotta wear's a wig, "Lootie"...
And Amy's there!
BONUS TRACKS
Inspired by the Tattler:
What would an Assmaster aria for Margaret Cho be like, set atop a Chinatown restaurant lazy susan? Mommy so curious!
Ancient Chinese Stuff, huh?


I laughed a lot more during the second viewing of this opera, in no small part because of you.
Posted by: The Opera Tattler | Sep 14, 2008 at 10:23 AM
dreamgirls? oh dear God... will not be seeing this opera.
Posted by: jolene | Sep 15, 2008 at 01:57 PM
oh, but you MUST go, so you can let us know your reactions "as an Asian-American woman" -- Mommy so curious!
Posted by: M. C- | Sep 15, 2008 at 02:06 PM
So . . . I shouldn't look for you in standing room tomorrow night? I'm starting to think I should maybe have bought a less expensive ticket, or maybe just sprung for Idomeneo instead.
Posted by: patrick | Sep 15, 2008 at 02:16 PM
Are you REALLY recommending that I go see this? A reference to Margaret Cho's standup helps, but my reservations are overwhelming that I'm going to be inundated with messages who they think my mom should be.
Posted by: jolene | Sep 16, 2008 at 09:10 AM